Total Medals Earned: 272 (From 43 different games.) Total Medal Score: 4,795 Points
Medals Earned: 23/32 (320/500 points)
Whoops! I hope you like wrinkles!
Because bragging gets you nowhere.
Daredevil ain't got nothin' on you.
Death snagged you so young!
Yogurt.
Rambo is quite the prankster!
Check out any of the external links
He hid for two hours you selfish jerk!
Science is bad, M'kay?
But you ain't messing with no broke.. nibroke ;)
Your sister figures out love the hard way.
A WILD CatFight ensues!
Everything dies and it's all your fault.
No dead bunnies or kittens... for now.
Like OMG, Totes jelly.
Keep Rollin Rollin Rollin Rollin WHAT
Imma firin mah lazor!!!
A classic for bidding!
You're a flying transgender mutant! SUCCESS!!!!!
You pissed off Dr. Phil. Gj bro.
If I weren't legally obliged, I'd go nude too.
You become Saint Awesome!
You shake hands with the Almighty himself!
TFey and ABee come 2 save the Dee!
Oprah, Ellen, and Maury!? You lucky sonovagun!
Backstabbing yourself, low blow man.
Time paid life's bill.
Obeezy likes basketball, whoda thunk it?
This was hilarious to animate :)
Obviously she's a keeper!
"Dr. Who" They name you, "His life, so bizarre."
You found all 29 different endings!
Medals Earned: 6/10 (35/130 points)
Go full speed
Get negative 20 rings
Kill five bees
Get a negative number of rings
Go the minimum speed
Kill two enemies without touching the ground
Get 100 rings in a row without missing any
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 8/12 (75/145 points)
Go quickly
Kill 2 enemies as Sonac without touching the ground
Kill 5 bees
You went too quickly
Defeat Mr. Eggs in battle
Get negative 50 rings
Get negative 100 rings or something like come on
Kill 3 enemies as Sonac without touching the ground
Medals Earned: 18/22 (190/280 points)
Collect 50 rangs as Knackles. (unlocks ???)
Destroy a rang.
Collect 7 chaos emmastones as Sonac. (unlocks ???)
Play as Picture of Shaq
Negative 20 rangs? Are you trying?
Go as quickly as hodgemanly possible.
Defeat Mr. Eggs in hand to hand combat
Negative 50 rangs. Are you okay
Get a negative number of rangs you loser
Go as unquickly as possible
Kill 2 enemies without touching the ground, as a non-flying character
Destroy 15 enemies with missiles. (unlocks Shadoo)
Kill 5 bees you racist
Gather 100 rangs in a row without missing any
Kill 3 enemies without touching the ground, as a non-flying character
Play as any character for 5 minutes. (unlocks ???)
Collect 7 chaos emmastones as Shadoo. (unlocks ???)
Negative 100 rangs like how bad can you even be at a thing
Collect 30 chaos emmastones as any character.
Play as every character except ???
Medals Earned: 3/3 (20/20 points)
Mr. Lester... First name Mo.
Stranger Danger commercial!
Never take candy from strangers!
Medals Earned: 4/9 (30/355 points)
Terrible Game
Bad Game
Good Game
Nice Game
Great Game
Perfect Game
Medals Earned: 10/16 (170/455 points)
Choose to play this amazing game of ours that makes you feel better about the world you live in.
Find a spare set of arms
Get your hands on the funniest dinosaur joke you've heard in ages.
Prove you're a genius by figuring out how to capture the crab.
Lose Wilson too early.
Get a hug from the ghost... and die in the process.
Solve all of Sunburned Bob's problems.
Catch some poop before it lands on the ocean floor.
Save the day with the power of a delicious snowcone.
Discover the hidden thoughts of The Fonz.
Talk to at least 25 different things in the game.
Beat the entire game.
Medals Earned: 3/16 (100/495 points)
Best your friend.
Win the race.
Catch the ball every time.
Make a nasty sandwich.
Get Johnny's cafe order from the movie.
Read EVERYTHING.
Record EVERYTHING (and listen).
Smash EVERYTHING.
It's a bitch.
Push the hardest.
Make it rain!
Find it.
Take down Chris R in three rounds.
Make a perfect pass every time.
Activate it.
See everything you shouldn't see.
Medals Earned: 6/8 (40/90 points)
???
The genie of the booze bottle.
I stole these icons from him :(
There is a hidden power...
Medals Earned: 3/20 (20/500 points)
Launch the Turtle
Smash a goomba
Blow up a jeep
Get skewered on spikes
Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Find the hidden button
Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Crush an angry ground creature
Reach space
Get punched by a banana
Get caught by a UFO
Get burned by a sun
Play over an hour
Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Use a nuke
Play over 2 hours
Buy everything
Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Total over 1 million feet
Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)